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spoon feed that ho
When your fucking a girl, you pull out, bust ur nut on a spoon and tell the girl she doesnt look well... so you shove that spoon all the way down the bitch's throat
spoon feed that ho by A-Mo December 9, 2007
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Soon Ho
A super Great person and friend who deserves the best! anyone who meets him will love him and anyone who hasnt is missing out. he is sure to make you smile and he always knows best. :)
Soon Ho by 1hollister99 February 12, 2010
spoon hour
Spoon hour is a time when sleep deprivation is so severe that anything is hilarious, including the mention of the word "spoon".
Jack: "your cheeks would be better... flappy."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."
spoon hour by Med Revuers for Spoon Hour July 13, 2010
Spoon fed hoe
A spoon fed hoe is a grown ass immature female that was born into the hoe life, often named Edina .
Raised without morals & respect, the spoon fed hoe has no problem cheating on her boyfriend with his friends or trying to steal another girls boyfriend.
The spoon fed hoe has never had to work for anything or take accountability for their actions coz mummy always picks up the pieces & defends her slut antics.
Raised without morals & respect, the spoon fed hoe has no problem cheating on her boyfriend with his friends or trying to steal another girls boyfriend.
The spoon fed hoe has never had to work for anything or take accountability for their actions coz mummy always picks up the pieces & defends her slut antics.
If you didn't raise your daughter to be a spoon fed hoe she may have some respect for herself, her vagina & other people's relationships & you wouldn't have to make yourself look stupid for defending her skank ass.
Who knows, she might even grow up & get a job instead of chasing pipe dreams.
Who knows, she might even grow up & get a job instead of chasing pipe dreams.
Spoon fed hoe by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 12, 2018
Spoon the Hound
To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!
Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.
Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.
Spoon the Hound by The-Hawk September 29, 2009
How to spoon
How to spoon by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.