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dirty spoon 

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.
We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.
dirty spoon by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016

dirty spoon 

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.
How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.
dirty spoon by Sassy 1 March 10, 2008

dirty spoon 

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food
She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.
dirty spoon by sideburns September 8, 2013

Dirty Spoon Rest 

When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg
I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.
Dirty Spoon Rest by The Taxedermist January 22, 2012

Dirty Spoon 

Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth.
I gave her the dirty spoon last night...and she took it!
Dirty Spoon by Willie Northpole November 26, 2009

dirty spoon 

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.
How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.
dirty spoon by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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