dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

by Sassy 1 March 10, 2008

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

Dirty Spoon

Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth.

I gave her the dirty spoon last night...and she took it!

by Willie Northpole November 26, 2009

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008

when having sex, the man penetrates the women (or man) anally in the spooning position

last night we tried the dirty spoon....

he dirty spooned me, he said it was an accident :(

by Aloysha May 11, 2009

When spooning in bed with your partner (usually wife) shits the bed all over your crotch.

"mike it was awful.." "what?" "last night...it turned into a dirty spoon and, well, yeah." "shit dude..." "IT WAS EVERYWHERE!"