Spooge Monster 

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.

Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.

Spooge Monster by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003

Spongemonster 

Extra-large tampons designed for heavy-flow days.

K-Swiss is bleeding so much, she's got three spongemonsters shoved up there.

Spongemonster by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011

Spongemonster 

An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.

It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.

Spongemonster by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011