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Spood

Affection moniker for spiders. May also be referred to as Spooder.
Unknown whether this term predated the invention of Spooderman (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Spooderman&amp=true) or arose afterwards.
Aww, what a cute little spood (referring to a particularly cute spider, such as a jumping spider)
by D4D77 September 11, 2019
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Spood

A person who his a complete dumbass. Represented by spooder-marks. You get spooder-marks by doing something stupid. If you have 5 spooder-marks in one day, you will be known as a spooder-boy.
I came close to being a spooder-boy for making constant perverted jokes.
by xkiller8978924576821 April 5, 2017
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Spood

A slang term used to describe a very saggy ang gaping vagina.
Zandz: So, how was she then jj?
JJ: Yeah pretty damn good...had a spood of DEATH right enough!

Other: Damn, she has a dry, smelly spood!
by JJPUSS February 4, 2010
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Spood

A word used to replace an extremely obvious or unknown one in a verbal sentence. Usually a noun or verb, but sometimes an adjective.
1. Omgawd! We were at the mall yesterday spooding, and I found the cutest skirt!
2. We were out waterskiing last week and the spood that hooks to the boat snapped and thats how I broke my leg.
3. God, the teacher is such a spood, I cannot understand a word she says.
by Cosworth November 11, 2008
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Spood

Gibberish used to avoid awkward encounters or to lighten the mood.
"Well this is some spood"
by TemplarNorris July 9, 2015
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spooding

"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"
by Gentleman Scholars January 4, 2009
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spood

Used as verb: to challenge someone for a sports match online.

Used as noun: a sports match arranged online but played in reality.
1) What about a tennis match? I'll spood you for tomorrow after work.

2) Alice spooded Bob for a ping-pong match next friday.

3) I already got over 50 spoods this month!!!

4) If I win my next spood, I earn 10 points and I will be ranked in the first league!
by z00bs October 8, 2010
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