A cute version of the word 'Spider' by using the already existing meme of 'Spooder' but is also sometimes spelt as "Spoodie"

This is often associated with jumping spiders but can refer to any form of arachnid someone finds adorable

"Aw, this little Spoody is such a cutie!"

Spoody by SpookySpoody August 1, 2026

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Spoody Balloon

A condom

Oh shit, the spoody balloon broke!

Spoody Balloon by Liptondipper June 12, 2018

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spoody-dook

a term for non-consensual anal intercourse, whether literal or metaphoric.

"Tyrone said another inmate tried to spoody-dook him in the showers at Riker's." or "The President just spoody-dooked Congress again!"

spoody-dook by Bjorn Masters January 11, 2008

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Spoody-duke

a term for non-consensual anal intercourse, whether actual or metaphorical.

"I heard Marcus got spoody-duked when he was juvie." "George Bush has spoody-duked us yet again!"

Spoody-duke by Master_Bjorn December 15, 2008

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Is Raspberry Tea Spoody?

Raspberry tea is in fact extremely spoody, it posses the traits of a gay T-Rex mixed with a extremely pale white boy.

Anthony: Is raspberry tea spoody?
You with your newfound information: Yes.

Is Raspberry Tea Spoody? by Anthony’s Secret Admirer April 24, 2019

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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