Sponge hand 

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

Sponge hand by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

second-hand-spooge

Second-Hand-Spooge(commonly refered to as SHS) is a tragic event. many a man has fallen victim to this terrible occurance. now.. be afraid.. SHS is when a man aquires spooge from a females mouth. this is normally done through the art of making out with the subject, in this case the female who has recently given a bj(within the past 3 days). during the make out session, spooge from the females mouth, may, and this is not rare, transfer over to the male without him noticing. this is the art of receiving second hand spooge.

Ttam almost fell victim to SHS, that poor soul

second-hand-spooge by Paco the all knowing. October 15, 2004

Left-handed Sponge 

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

Left-handed Sponge by seanmft April 23, 2014