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splooger 

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical
That Adam is a major splooger.
splooger by ericccc September 16, 2008

Splooger Rob 

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.
Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
Splooger Rob by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.
Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too
Ass splooger by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

Sheet Splooger

Someone who has sex so often, he earned the title of Sheet Splooger
Jessie, did you see george? they say he's "The Infamous Sheet Splooger"!

Senior Splashin Splooger

That one guy during you're senior splashin game who got surprised, eliminated, and recorded while he was masturbating. The initial event is now known as the Senior Splashin incident.
Hey bro did you hear, Leland got eliminated last night on senior splashin, now he's the Senior Splashin Splooger.

Kim Jong-Splooge 

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!