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Split the G 

To split the G you must have a pint of Guinness in a Guinness glass. The objective is to have the line of the pint (where the black and white meet) between the bottom of the harp and the top of the G after the first sip of your lovely pint. This is advanced way of playing the game but the only way real men play. Sláinte!
Macauley bet John he could split the G on his first attempt.. And failed

Here lads, further from splitting the G buys the round
Split the G by alrightdrive June 10, 2022

split the "G" 

Refers to taking a substantial enough first gulp from a pint of Guinness that the level of the remaining beer in the glass is directly through the middle of the "G" in the word Guinness, which is printed on the glass.
I can split the "G" when drinking a 16oz American pint, but have yet to do it with a 20oz Imperial pint.
split the "G" by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

spit the G 

It means to spit your game, flirt with a girl/guy depending on your choice. In one word, seducing. Hopefully after spitting the G you get laid. ;]
I spit the G last night and then i went over her house and we got it on like donkey kong. I rode her like seabiscuit.
spit the G by Urban Dictionary July 28, 2007

The Great Desk Split of '18 

The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.
Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?

Where the good Lord split you 

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva
If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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