Split Rail 

When a woman queefs and farts at the same time.

"My jeans are giving me camel toe, so every time I go to fart, I ended up doing a split rail."

"Between that big, black cock and Mexican food last night, it's been a split-railin' kinda day."

Split Rail by DeAnn Guthrie June 18, 2012

splittail 

What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.

Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!

splittail by zuba February 2, 2005

splittail 

Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.

"Man, look at all that splittail!"

splittail by Frankie February 5, 2004

Splittail 

Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.

That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson

Splittail by JPac August 9, 2003

Splittail 

a fish located in northern california, aka sacramento splittail

Look, I caught a Splittail

Splittail by dan101010 October 9, 2006