Splepie

Noun: The combined organ in a human body comprised of both the spleen and the penis

-In Swedish chef voice- When you hurt both your penis and your spleen you've hurt your Splepie

Splepie by Splepil_man August 25, 2013

speepies 

sleepy

sami is speepies

speepies by okayreallycoolstuff January 17, 2021

Splepel 

Something you're always missing on the right moment.
Dutch for 'soup-ladle'

1) "The soup is ready, but I'm without a Splepel"

2) "This art piece is missing a Splepel"

3) "What this game needs is a Splepel!"

4) "Ahhh I hate movies without a Splepel"

5) Person 1 "Yo G got a Splepel for me?"

Person 2 "No homie, I go without Splepel!"

Splepel by Someone without a Splepel April 1, 2011

splepic 

A friend of a friend once tried to combine the words 'splendid' and 'epic' together.
The resulting word sounded both gross and 'wet.'
Splepic is now used to describe anything that is gross, sticky, wet, and/or sloppy.

Those red, meaty floors and walls in Amnesia look and sound splepic.

splepic by stickyandwetmakesmommyupset January 6, 2014