SPILF

Single Person I'd Like to Fuck

At 45 years old, I should be a MILF, yet I'm still a SPILF to men!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 7, 2022

SPILF

SPastic I'd Like to Fuck.

Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.

"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."
(Spots disabled lady crossing road)
"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"

by Stickystuff March 9, 2009

SPILF

SPILF, similar to PILF (Parent I'd Like to F**k), MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k), and DILF (Dad I'd Like to F**k), SPILF stands for Step-Parent I'd Like to F**k.
Considering a term like SPILF to exist, you could potentially add in SMILF and SDILF for more options, but generally speaking, SPILF makes everything just a little less complicated.

"Brooo, that SPILF over there is a total hottie! They're like one of those greek statues, so godly!~"
"Broski, you're a total simp but I love you anyway."

by wefwidgewatow July 13, 2021

The Spilf

A great V-Tuber/futa/cult leader/bottom

Person1: Have you seen The Spilf on YouTube?
Person2: You mean the futa?

by safydude May 12, 2022

spilf

a joint, blunt filled wiht marjuana and tobbaco. May be confused with a regular marijuana filled blunt or joint, the truth is it has tobbaco mixed with it.

"bro we dont have anough weed for a full joint..."Well lets roll a spliff"

by IrIe October 22, 2003

spilf

standard person i'd like to fuck

Dude Jarret toomey is KING SPILF!!!!!!

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 8, 2011

Spilf

When you laugh so hard that you spill your water all over your keyboard and it causes a total grid blackout for your entire town.

Bruh when I read that meme earlier that shit had me spilfing.

That was such a spilf moment when he started telling jokes.

Why are you being so spilfy right now? We are in the middle of class!

by justaeyeons May 10, 2022