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spildo

A brand of dildo that emits synthetic jizz and produces robot babies in vaginas.
Increases the process of pregnancy by 12%.
I used my spildo today. My baby should pop out in about a month!
by bonerman19 July 9, 2009
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Spildo

A dildo made out of sponges made for cleaning your asshole and dirty vag
After I took a massive shit, I went to town with my Spildo
by Princess Incest April 1, 2019
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SpicDonald's

Dude I had a big mac from the SpicDonald's yesterday! It tasted like salsa!
by lockenload23 August 20, 2016
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spilotro special

Adverb:

To crush someone's head in a Vice. Often used by the Mafia in Interrogations, and by Guards in the Disciplining (often fatal) of Prisoners. It's origins come from the old Las Vegas where it became a trademark of Anthony "Tony the Ant" Spilotro. It would be featured prominently in the movie "Casino".
Tony Spilotro: "...Listen to me Dogs. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.

'Dogs: Fuck you.
Tony Spilotro: This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights!

Fuck me? *Fuck me?* You motherfucker!

turnsthe crank

Tony Spilotro: Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!

Turns the crank some more, bone crush sounds, eye pops out!

Prison Guard of Nevada Men's Facility at Lockwood, to Inmate that's gone all ornery: "...Boyah,... either you get this cell all cleanerd' up, or yer' goin' to d' Sugar Shack for a Spilotro Special!
by Dreaded88 June 7, 2017
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Spindoodlegooster

A person who smokes an insane amount of meth- this person has lost all sense of reality and morality. They would probably do something like fight shadow monsters in their attic.

Or it can be used as a verb-
to be spindoodlegoostered

This word was created by Rambo
Damn did you see Aldo- he's such a spindoodlegooster.

Damn that crackhead's all spindoodlegoostered- he should probably eat a sandwich.
by Morizz November 12, 2006
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Spillover Perks

A perk enjoyed by a friend or family member that enables you to enjoy it as well because you know them or are related to them.
I go to the local bar and receive free beers because of the spillover perks of my sister dating the head bartender.
by Skipper84 April 10, 2010
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Spillonomics

1. A scientific way to calculate the true costs of massive oil spills, such as the BP Deepwater Horizon disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.

Spillonomics was conceived shortly after the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill in Prince William Sound, Alaska. Sadly, it has become a major growth industry in the last 21 years.

Unlike other methods favored by the petroleum industry, Spillonomics takes into account both short-term clean-up costs AND long-term costs related to marine ecosystems, tourism, fishing, coastal employment, real estate values and water quality.

2. Dick Cheney's latest nightmare.
I'm majoring in Spillonomics. My uncle at Halliburton is livid. Serves him right!
by Peter Kobs June 1, 2010
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