spider wank

to come in your hand and then throw at someone like spider man shooting a web

i wanked in my hand and throw at my girlfriends face which is a spider wank

by woody1984 October 19, 2007

Spider wank

Get down on all 4’s and give yourself a reach around.

I gave myself a spider wank last night and it was the ultimate ball busting experience

by Welldonetoast November 25, 2025

Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Spidey Wank

Wank off the male until they cum and catch as much cum as you can in your hands. State your spidey senses are tingling and fling your arms out in spiderman fashion so impressive "webs" of spunk fling outwards.

I hit his TV and dining table with my Spidey Wank

by LauraLou80 August 3, 2022

Spiderwalk

A method of sliding and hammering-on frets commonly used by Bring Me the Horizon

Kyle:Did you hear that Spiderwalk in Pray for Plagues?

Dylan: Yeah dude! Its sweet, I can already play it *plays it*
Kyle: Oh, fuck you dude.

by Ollie Johnson April 11, 2010

spiderwanking

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow

You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model

by Triboner September 12, 2014