Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

Spider jerk by The unit42 October 8, 2018

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Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

Spider-Man jerk by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

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Spider jerk • Spider-Man jerk • The Slider Jerker • spider • spider monkey • spider web • Spider Pig • spider bites • spider legs • spider-man 3

The Slider Jerker

Opening a lewd image of a person, zooming onto their feet, jerking it while sliding an image towards their face, nutting when reaching their face.

THE LEWD WAS GEWD BECAUSE THERE WERE NO PIXELS
AND THE SLIDER JERKER WAS PERFECT FOR THAT

The Slider Jerker by avail- February 2, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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