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Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.
Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!
by The unit42 October 8, 2018
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Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
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