Spider bro 

A spider who is one of your bros. He is a true bro too, not one of those fake hoes.

Spider bro, Spider bro, Does whatever a spider bro does.
Saves you cash, gets you ass! Yes he does, cause hes a bro
Look out! Here comes your spider bro!

Spider bro by OHHwell November 7, 2010

spider bro 

A bro (friend) that does a favor for you without asking.

Spider Man anticipates danger, a Spider Bro anticipates the needs of a fellow bro.

John: Damn I gotta alotta things to do today.

Joe: Chill out bro, I already picked up your dry cleaning and

returned your movies!

John: Thanks alot spider bro!

spider bro by magana91 July 19, 2011

spider man dat Bro 

Similar to "spider man dat hoe" {When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)} except this is typically accomplished at a Frat party and instead of flinging the fluid at a girl, you immediately leave the room and the first person you see back in the party is your victim.

Some frat asshole: "MAN... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!"
you speaking to your friends " I just .SPIDER MAN DAT BRO!" (pointing at the guy with .....on his face!)

spider man dat Bro by Ke§ôP January 14, 2008

Angry Brown Spider 

A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.

Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.

Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.

Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.

Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.

Angry Brown Spider by justplainnuts January 5, 2010

Doc Brown Spider Monster 

A phrase which refers to the fact that certain media franchises have to provide a shocking and unexpected element in their teaser trailers to hook the audience.

Cloud Strife in Smash Brothers is a Doc Brown Spider Monster.

Doc Brown Spider Monster by Yosheib December 11, 2019

Brown Spider 

A metaphor used to describe one's anus.

"Myra bent over too moon us. Unknowingly to her everybody saw her brown spider."

Brown Spider by JollyRoger20 February 1, 2006

Brown Spider 

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

Brown Spider by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018