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1: noun- Extremely frightening members of the arachnid family, spiders can be found all over the world. These creatures are eight-legged and carnivorous and most often use silk/webbing to ensnare and bind their prey. Venom is then injected into the incapacitated victim, which pretty much liquefies its insides so that the spider can drink it. Yum.

Some of them just do some creepy attack shit, though... with, like... jumping and strength and evil.

Some spider venom is harmful to humans as well as insects.

And while spiders are found in almost every corner of the globe, it seems that they are all conspiring to scare me individually.

I'm pretty sure at this point that they exist to make me cry.

2: verb- When there is only one swing set on a playground but two individuals wish to swing at the same time, they may choose to spider. One of them, usually the larger, sits forward (normally) on the seat of the swing, and the other straddles that person, facing towards them.
1: Spiders scare the living fuck out of me. Fear of spiders is known as arachnophobia, and can make you extremely paranoid in more intense cases.

2: In sixth grade, Alicia and Betty decided to swing while they were waiting for the bus to come. There was only one, so they spidered. While the two girls giggled together, Alicia proceeded to laugh so hard that she pissed on Betty's shirt. Needless to say, the two aren't friends anymore.
by SeparateGravity April 23, 2009
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1. Predatory arachnid that usually has silk-spinning organs at the back end of the body; they spin silk to make cocoons for eggs or traps for prey
2. A computer program that prowls the internet looking for publicly accessible resources that can be added to a database; the database can then be searched with a search engine
3. A skillet made of cast iron
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A person whose round torso is not proportional to their skinny limbs, thus looking much like spider. This is usually an effect of too much drinking (beer gut).
Girl walks into the room: "damn, she looks like a spider"
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The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky
Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing
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A spider, aka arachnid, is an eight-legged creature of doom. Humans eat eight of them a year in their sleep. Matt Bellamy has stated his wish that gravity on earth were less so that they would all die. Then again, he also said we were derived from them. Not the most reliable source.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S A SPIDER! RUN!"
"Chill out - oh shit, nevermind, let's haul ass."
by Rachel D. August 21, 2007
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Scary senscored bug with eight legs that eats it's own kind or anything that comes in it's path. Builds webs with it's juice inside. eats anythi
Dude that spider just ran across the kitchen floor so I killed it.

What I hate is a spider.

Dude that spider ate another spider that is disgusting.

Dude whenever I get near a spider I can feel how all their sensores are working at me, like they are touching all over me already and I freak out and kill it.
by europopian September 07, 2009
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