While a girls going down on you, tell her you gotta go take a piss. While your gone, pull out a bottle of tabasco sauce and put it on your testicles then tell her to suck on your sack, and watch her flip out. Oh btw, DONT TELL HER YOUR DOING THIS!!!
yea, she had a spicy meat-a-ball last night. she had no clue i was gonna give it to her.
When you are hitting a female spice melon from behind.... and then bam you are perched in front with your shorts on the floorboard legs pinned up as to have her rolled up into a ball!