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speedophile 

Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
speedophile by Bwian Silver Dragon January 5, 2009
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speedophile 

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.
A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!
speedophile by CapTim March 7, 2008

Speedophile 

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.
"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"
Speedophile by E-wingo September 25, 2008

Speedophile 

Someone who constantly drives way under the speed limit.
They're going 20 in a 30. What a speedophile!
Speedophile by BillyTheKidBTK April 1, 2025

Swedophile 

Incorrect term for a lover of what's Swedish. The correct term is suecophile.
- What's a lover of Swedish stuff called? A swedophile?
- No, a suecophile.
Swedophile by EliasG March 3, 2016

Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Spedophile 

Ryland Gilpin... some who is a sped and tends to be a pedophile. (falls for younger kids)
“Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”
Spedophile by gutlover34 December 2, 2018
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