Speed Fuck

ejaculating with groundbreaking speed, so fast you will slow down time itself

Yesterday a really unpopular boy named Paco speed fucked a guy, because he is gay

Speed Fuck by DatAsianKid March 16, 2014

fuck to the speed of light 

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

fuck to the speed of light by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

Speed fucker 

A person who suffers from premature ejaculation, or somebody who just cums in thirty seconds or less.

Jenna - "Omg, don't go out with Kevin; He's a goddamn speed fucker."

Speed fucker by -= RUCKER =- April 26, 2004

high speed trick fucking

the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.

I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!

high speed trick fucking by Ldestruckto June 13, 2009

Fuck seed 

cum that comes out of your dick when:
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies

my girl was givin me head when she said " Bitch, you shot fuck seed down my throat!"

Fuck seed by josh February 6, 2004

Speedbuckets 

The best drinking game on the planet died of alcohol poisoning right after it played Speedbuckets.

The game consists of sucking back, through a straw, a combo of alcohol, energy drinks, and mix from a bucket. Each bucket has a team of 3-6 players who race against other bucket teams to finish first. If there are enough people for only one bucket, the players begin by guessing how long it will take to finish - the person with the closest guess wins. The prize – there is none. Just be happy you’re so drunk, so quick.

Inspired by Thailand’s “Bucket” drinks, where one person casually drinks from a bucket. Invented in July of 2010 by two Canadian guys and three Danish girls.

No doubt the best way to start your night. A crowd pleaser at pre-drinks.

Sentence use:
How many Speedbuckets did we do last night and who the fuck are you?

Speedbuckets by C.S.M.S.C July 29, 2011

Speedfucking 

High frequency sexual intercours breaking the sound barrier by reaching at least 180 BPM (beats per minute).

"Last night Steffi and I were speedfucking in such a high frequency that we woke up the neighbors with a big boooooooooom when we reached the sound barrier"

Speedfucking by Steff- the Chef September 14, 2007