speeduck

verb: to move quickly without purpose or direction. Derived from the words "speed" and "duck," referencing when ducks speed across a pond only to stop when they reach the other side, for no apparent reason.

Willa speeducked around the block to work off excess energy.

Terra was speeduckin' it all last night, because she was so high.

speeduck by sparklepunk June 19, 2009

Speedbuckets 

The best drinking game on the planet died of alcohol poisoning right after it played Speedbuckets.

The game consists of sucking back, through a straw, a combo of alcohol, energy drinks, and mix from a bucket. Each bucket has a team of 3-6 players who race against other bucket teams to finish first. If there are enough people for only one bucket, the players begin by guessing how long it will take to finish - the person with the closest guess wins. The prize – there is none. Just be happy you’re so drunk, so quick.

Inspired by Thailand’s “Bucket” drinks, where one person casually drinks from a bucket. Invented in July of 2010 by two Canadian guys and three Danish girls.

No doubt the best way to start your night. A crowd pleaser at pre-drinks.

Sentence use:
How many Speedbuckets did we do last night and who the fuck are you?

Speedbuckets by C.S.M.S.C July 29, 2011

Speedfucking 

High frequency sexual intercours breaking the sound barrier by reaching at least 180 BPM (beats per minute).

"Last night Steffi and I were speedfucking in such a high frequency that we woke up the neighbors with a big boooooooooom when we reached the sound barrier"

Speedfucking by Steff- the Chef September 14, 2007

Arctic Speedfuck 

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).

Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!

Arctic Speedfuck by MB2011 August 14, 2011

Speducky 

Speducci pasta, when said by an absolute mongoloid.

"MUMMY I WANT SPEDUCKY!!"

Speducky by Orrosta May 3, 2017

Speedcucked 

When a glitch is discovered that can potentially save time in a speedrun but the glitch makes something that is required to finish the game broken therefor being unable to beat the game and making the glitch useless

You need your head to progress a certain part of the game and losing it makes it unbeatable despite the possible time saves of not having to talk, that speedrunning community is speedcucked

Speedcucked by Hotpies May 27, 2020