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Speech Team 

A group of VERY weird teenagers who spend a lot of their time finding old scripts, writing new scripts, and presenting them to old people that they don't know at 5:00 every Saturday morning to compete for really big trophies and show off their social standards to other schools in their districts
"My speech team piece needs to be cleaner. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING"
Speech Team by TubaMaverick January 11, 2010
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SCAPA Speech Team 

The SCAPA Speech Team, based in Lexington, Kentucky, is a small group of dramatically-inclined students in the 6th-8th grade, who have been the KHSSL state tournament champions for the past 14 consecutive years. Led by fearless leaders Beth Randolph, Katie Donoghue, Karen Stayton, Debbi Dean, and many others over its long and successful history, the speech team is prone to late-night practices, inside jokes, hilarious improvisation, grueling stop-and-start sessions, pieces that make you laugh, and pieces that make you cry. The speech team is like one big happy family, and they owe all of their success to their wonderful and supporting coaches, parents, and other members. Penguins for life!
"Did you hear that the SCAPA Speech Team won the championship again?"
"Yes, this is their fourteenth year! I wonder if they have lives, with all that time they practice?"
"No, they don't." :)
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