Spasia

A spanish asian

1: Yo, she's looks asian but she has normal lady parts!
2: Yea man, she's spasian!
1: LETS GOOOOOO

by SenorCockleBot December 16, 2010

spasino

Spasino, a portmanteau of spa and casino.

Terry: "Damn. This place is luxe."
Boyle: "Yeah, I've been trying to get Jake down there forever. Had I known all it'd take was a few broken bones, I would've hit him with a baseball bat years ago!"
Jake: "Mm-mm."
Boyle: "Sarge, it's a spa and a casino. A spasino!"
Jake: "One of the room service options is a carving station. ♪ Talkin' prime rib in bed! ♪ And what's this? I'm using a blanket as a napkin. That's fancy. That's fancy."
Boyle: "Real fancy."

by natalie portmanteaux August 3, 2023

Risvand Spesial

Getting a child with someone you have been in a relationship with for less than a year

I was living my best days, but then I did a Risvand spesial

by MullaMcFlash March 18, 2021

spatial genius

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

Stasia

The one and only greatest girlfriend in the world. Stasia is a person who is always there for anyone that's in need of anything. Stasia is by far beyond perfection and her big heart is only parralled by her gorgeous dimpled smile and her stunning beauty.

"My girlfriend is honestly the best, man."
"Yea, she's a total Stasia for sure!"

by Antzz31 December 30, 2012

Welsh Spesian

Here is a step by step guide of the Welsh Spesian.
1. The male finds a Welsh woman in her 40s
2. Invites her round his gaff
3. Makes sure she brings a remote control body length strap on
4. Attach a camera to the end of it
5. The male then gets pegged by the woman with the strap on while watching the journey on his iPad mini
6. When the dildo reaches the males mouth he is then forced to put his tongue back and lick all of the acid, shit and broken down food off of the end of the strap on
7. The woman then finished herself off with the dildo

Last night I did the Welsh Spesian to a right saucy milf. Had to put a Lidl bag over her head because her face was knacks.

by BigCockOlli August 20, 2021

spasmanian devil

one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)

Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.

by theinstigator January 1, 2014