Sparkly Boner

Ignorant indulgence in whale sex followed by contemplation of self worth and visions of unicorns

How do you get your sparkly boner?

I was born with it.

Sparkly Boner by 64950 November 21, 2010

sparkleboner 

Sparkleboner is when a man/woman has a boner and they sparkle about it. Probably feels nice to the dick or vagina hole.

Wow! I just had a sparkleboner! It felt very good.

sparkleboner by 0716546Oa! April 30, 2022