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Sparkly Boner

Ignorant indulgence in whale sex followed by contemplation of self worth and visions of unicorns

How do you get your sparkly boner?

I was born with it.

by 64950 November 21, 2010

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Sparkleboner is when a man/woman has a boner and they sparkle about it. Probably feels nice to the dick or vagina hole.

Wow! I just had a sparkleboner! It felt very good.

by 0716546Oa! April 30, 2022

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