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Having a very in depth conversation about hurting someone and going to jail then getting bailed out by a significant others bestfriend

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When you are in the middle of anal intercourse you throw sparkles in each others eyes to make the whole thing more exciting.

Guy: Ready?
Girl: Lets just do the sparkleasshole now before I regret it!

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When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

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