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Spanky Wanky 

The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed
Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby

Spanky Wanky 

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
Spanky Wanky by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Spanky wanky 

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

wanky spanky 

The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.
Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?
wanky spanky by Dick Smalls May 15, 2010

WANKY SPANKY 

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!
Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky
"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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