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Spanky Wanky 

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.
Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!
Spanky Wanky by Davo375932 February 2, 2021
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Spanky Wanky 

The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed
Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby

Spanky Wanky 

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
Spanky Wanky by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Spanky wanky 

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

wanky spanky 

The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.
Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?
wanky spanky by Dick Smalls May 15, 2010

WANKY SPANKY 

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!
Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky
"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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