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spanktank 

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.
"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."
spanktank by Stumanji September 1, 2010
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spanktank 

That guy is a true spanktank
spanktank by BATTLE LION1337 December 3, 2007

Spanktank 

When you slowly and continuously fill a fish tank with your semen, take a microscope, and watch the dead sperms float around.
Tyler: Yo dude have you been filling your spanktank.

Vincent: Yeah mang it's filled to the brim with my little swimmers.
Spanktank by Davy MF Jones December 14, 2022

skanktankerous 

1)an adjective to define a girl who is Ill-tempered and quarrelsome in addition to the fact that she has, will, or is in the process of doing some pretty skanky risqué things.

2)Can often be said in exclamation.


Coined by Chelsea ;]
1)T baby is awfully skanktankerous when she pulls her pants down lower so the coach can see her camel toe when she stretches.

2)Look at that get up! It is so effing skanktankerous!
skanktankerous by Chelsea Cosmocrat December 9, 2008

Spankydanky 

Have a Spankydanky day.
Spankydanky by Fried chikin November 5, 2011

Spank Tank 

The area of the mind where memories of hot individuals or erotic moments you've experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.
Jordan, did you see those girls making out? Bet you'll add that one to the spank tank.
Spank Tank by Peter Urban May 4, 2006

swankwank 

1) Having too much money or too many posessions for your own good, and making sure everyone around you knows about it.
2) Bill Gates
3) A slang term for 'swanky wanker'
Wow, Bob sure turned into a swankwank after he won the lottery.
swankwank by pizzozo October 1, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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