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Spank Hank 

A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.
That free tee-shirt that I got from work will make a fine spank hank.

Hank Spank 

A very unexpected or aggressive advance or act by a person who is usually very quiet, respectful, and reserved.

A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."

The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."

"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."

"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."

"You can say that again!"
Hank Spank by Jobot15 January 30, 2010

Hank Spank 

Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male

thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!
Last night I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I gave her a Hank Spank and got the fuck out.

Spanky Hanky 

A jit gel rag,anything used for cleaning up dicksnot after pumping the tapioca tube.
"I'm gonna frame my spanky hanky after this on."
Spanky Hanky by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

spanky my hanky 

spanky my hanky by Lnle February 9, 2017

Skankshank 

Mid-chub to full on raging erection.
I used my skankshank to threaten my girl to make me breakfast.
Skankshank by Patrickstewart September 12, 2021
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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