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SpaceXpert 

Those people you see on social media that think they know absolutely everything regarding SpaceX despite having no previous interest in space flight or SpaceX until they started landing their first stages.
SpaceXpert: *Links The Verge article to try to prove a point*
Somebody who isn't an idiot: "If you had actually watched the Webcast you'd know. Stop being a SpaceXpert."
SpaceXpert by 1NV4Z10N May 9, 2018
Words you can keep

Spaceporting

When a group of men, greater than or equal to 6, participate in a simultaneously action of docking penis tips to ensure all foreskins form a single structural sound operating base.
It ain't spaceporting unless there is a minimum a half dozen dicks touching tips
When a guy is doing a chic, then brings/presses his asshole against her vagina, forming an airtight seal, then takes a dump into her vagina. Vapor lock issues are common.
"Man, that was a great Spaceport your gave me the other night; before that, I would have told you that they weren't even physically possible!"
Spaceport by Pierre Oniongaard October 20, 2006

spaceport foot 

One who's foot or feet consists of astronauts and space shuttles. This is one of the most offensive words ever uttered by man. Even worse than yardmouth.
spaceport foot by Spartixus December 15, 2005

spaceporting

when two gay men scissorleg each other forming a tight bond between the anal cavities in order to pass a lump of shit from one anal cavity to another; and then use it as a dildo between each other.
Me and me man got a full on spaceporting experience last night.
spaceporting by Baku Panurple October 12, 2016
When a group of men, greater than or equal to 6, participate in a simultaneously action of docking penis tips to ensure all foreskins form a single structural sound operating base.
It ain't a spaceport unless there is a minimum a half dozen dicks touching tips
Spaceport by The-Invisible-Cunt July 24, 2021

Spaceporting

When a group of men, greater than or equal to 6, participate in a simultaneously action of docking penis tips to ensure all foreskins form a single structural sound operating base.
It ain't spaceporting unless there is a minimum a half dozen dicks touching tips
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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