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SpaceXpert 

Those people you see on social media that think they know absolutely everything regarding SpaceX despite having no previous interest in space flight or SpaceX until they started landing their first stages.
SpaceXpert: *Links The Verge article to try to prove a point*
Somebody who isn't an idiot: "If you had actually watched the Webcast you'd know. Stop being a SpaceXpert."
SpaceXpert by 1NV4Z10N May 9, 2018
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Spaceporting

When a group of men, greater than or equal to 6, participate in a simultaneously action of docking penis tips to ensure all foreskins form a single structural sound operating base.
It ain't spaceporting unless there is a minimum a half dozen dicks touching tips
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When a guy is doing a chic, then brings/presses his asshole against her vagina, forming an airtight seal, then takes a dump into her vagina. Vapor lock issues are common.
"Man, that was a great Spaceport your gave me the other night; before that, I would have told you that they weren't even physically possible!"
Spaceport by Pierre Oniongaard October 20, 2006

spaceport foot 

One who's foot or feet consists of astronauts and space shuttles. This is one of the most offensive words ever uttered by man. Even worse than yardmouth.
spaceport foot by Spartixus December 15, 2005

spaceporting

when two gay men scissorleg each other forming a tight bond between the anal cavities in order to pass a lump of shit from one anal cavity to another; and then use it as a dildo between each other.
Me and me man got a full on spaceporting experience last night.
spaceporting by Baku Panurple October 12, 2016
When a group of men, greater than or equal to 6, participate in a simultaneously action of docking penis tips to ensure all foreskins form a single structural sound operating base.
It ain't a spaceport unless there is a minimum a half dozen dicks touching tips

Spaceporting

When a group of men, greater than or equal to 6, participate in a simultaneously action of docking penis tips to ensure all foreskins form a single structural sound operating base.
It ain't spaceporting unless there is a minimum a half dozen dicks touching tips