Space herpes

From the 1984 movie called Ice Pirates

Princess: what was that?

Jason: Ah, it was..ah...a spa...adjle.

Princess: A what!

Jason: Space herpes.

Nanny: THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by Quinid June 23, 2017

space herpes

noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. At night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. The only way to avoid a case of space herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. This is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.

Watch out that the space herpes don't get you while you sleep.

by Nachtein December 29, 2011

space herpes

Space herpes, or commonly known as "the Borg", spreads fast, assimilates, and resistance is futile.

First officer: Did you bang that Borg whore?
Captain: I'm Locutus of Borg... resistance is futile.
First officer: He has the space herpes!

by Zed-Word Joseph May 29, 2011

Space Herpes

A form of herpes originating from space

You know that chick i banged on Mars just so happens she has Space Herpes

by Laurence132 February 22, 2008