Nachtein's definitions

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

space herpes

noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. At night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. The only way to avoid a case of space herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. This is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.

Watch out that the space herpes don't get you while you sleep.

by Nachtein December 31, 2011

Twitter bomb

The act of posting one tweet after another, thus filling up your followers feed.

Jack just twitter bombed my feed. He posted seven tweets right in a row about the same damn thing.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

banana hammer

A slang term used for a man's penis.

I gave her the old banana hammer last night.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012