Space Poon

A condition that effects female astronauts upon entering the upper stratosphere. Under normal circumstances the affliction would be considered a run of the mill yeast infection. A yeast infection is caused by Candida albicans and other bacteria native to a woman's crotch. When these bacteria become too numerous, a vagina will emit foul odors and secretions. The Causes can be STDs, medication, clothing, diet, hormones or injury. In the case of female astronauts it is caused by hygiene and decreased atmospheric pressure. These factors contribute to increased pH and moisture, allowing bacterial colonies to multiply.

When female astronauts began shuttle missions they noticed increased discomfort in the downstairs of their space suit. Male astronauts, whose musky ball stank also did not go unnoticed, began to complain of a new smell. They likened the smell to a bottle of fish oil left ajar. The men eventually figured it out and coined the term Space Poon. So, If you are adapt at Asian cookery, or are at the grocery store, open a bottle of fish oil, take whiff and it will be just like being on the space station.

by Sloxx December 23, 2008

Spacetoon

describing a new dimension

"look at that pink panda"
"that's a Spacetoon of it's kind"

by Ghxith July 21, 2018

Spacephone

(verb) To space out on a smart phone, being distracted and oblivious to surroundings.

He spacephoned in the waiting room until they finally called his name to see the dentist.

by spacephone January 13, 2014

Spaceporn

images that portray your Spaceships from the Game Star Citizen in a very appetizing or aesthetically appealing way.

My Spaceship from Star Citizen is so appetizing , i have to do some Spaceporn to show my friends, how awesome Star Citizen is.

by Katheleit November 27, 2019

Spaceporn

images that portray your Spaceships from the Game Star Citizen in a very appetizing or aesthetically appealing way

My Spaceship from the game Star Citizen is so appetizing , i have to do some Spaceporn to show my friends, how awesome Star Citizen is.

by Katheleit November 27, 2019

Spacetoon

Spacetoon is the childhood channel for every arab kid. It's where we watched shows like romeo's blue skies, detective conan, remi, power rangers, beyblade, inazuma eleven, baby and me, and the list can go on and on and on. It's not only a channel but a long lasting memory.

Arab kids would go around signing the songs to its shows, happily vibing along and feeling happy when they fully understand and memorise the songs. Some shows you won't even like, but you'd stay only for the song bc of how good it is

"Man, I miss Spacetoon it was my childhood"

"Yeah, me too"

by .-.Someone.-. March 15, 2025