Southport, NC 

A sleepy little town in North Carolina. Everything closes at nine every evening- except the Port City Java, which closes at eight at the latest. DAMN THEM.

Billy: Hey, I'm going to Southport, NC for a vacation!
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.

Southport, NC by amandafesto August 10, 2009

Southport, NC 

A small town located on the east coast of North Carolina. There is nothing there except for old retired people, school sluts, and religious people. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do there. You better have money to go to the closest place that has to things to do, Wilmington, NC. Southport SUCKS. Never move to Southport. you'll regret it for the rest of your life. For the people reading this who currently live in Southport, SUCKS DOESN'T IT?

Stranger 1: "I think I'm gonna move to Southport, NC."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."

Southport, NC by SabbiStyles May 14, 2013

Southport Nc 

Southport is a small town on the coast of North Carolina populated by pregnant teens, rednecks, retired old people who spend 90% of their time complaining, feminists, emo's, the occasional weeaboo, girls who actually enjoy "Simply Southern" apparel, and more rednecks. If you plan on taking a vacation here, you could invest your time eating at one of the two San filepe's(because one isn't enough for a really small town), watch a movie at Surf Cinema (hope you like the sounds of coughing because that's all your going to hear during your movie), or maybe head downtown and look at the scenery (which actually isn't terrible whenever you're not being attacked by seagulls).

Despite all the negativity, some of the people here are cool and it's an alright place to live

Person 1-"So where do you live?"

Person 2-"Southport NC"

Person 1-"Disgusting, go live in a better place like Wilmington or something"

Southport Nc by Big boi 69 April 1, 2017