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South Orange County 

A place God designed himself to replicate heaven. It has everything lookin pimped, the best weather in the country, the highest population of hot chicks who are chill as fuck, and most of us are rich. One day I met this chick in my home town Laguna Niguel at the gym. She was basically a maximized version of all the other chicks in the OC- she was super fuckin hot, rich, smart, chill, smoked weed and loved house music like me. One day we cruise to the Irvine Spectrum in her BMW to chill, and on our way there we listened to Deadmau5 and tranced the FUCK out both high as fuckk on med. grade chronic. After we park I say "so girl where you wanna go?" she all the sudden unzips my pants and gives me head... it was at that moment I knew I had it all. We did this same thing almost everyday before she went to Berkeley and I went to USC. We still keep in touch and say all the time how we are moving right back to south OC after college. NOWHERE can compare to South OC.
South Orange County by OC kid April 6, 2011
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South Orange County 

1.The best place on earth to live.
2.The RICH part of Orange County, CALIFORNIA
3. Home to the most beautiful people, beaches & weather =)
4. MTV flims "Laguna Beach" here in South Orange County
5. You see a Bentley 5 times a day
I live in SOUTH Orange County.. Not North County.. Ew.

"Oh that rich kid must live in south orange county because he's driving hIS father's bentley"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016