South Asia

A geographical and political region of Asia bounded roughly by the Hindu Kush Mountains in the west, Indian Ocean in the south, Himalayas in the North and the Brahmaputra River in the east. Dominated by the Indian Peninsula it is also known as the Indian subcontinent. Politically it comprises the dominions of Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Nepal, Bhutan and Burma. The island nations of Sri Lanka and Maldives are also part of the same region. Since the last century the primary export of the region has been skilled and unskilled labor which has found ground in several Western countries. A heavily populated and generally underdeveloped or developing region of South Asia commonly makes headlines for unrest, poverty and recently, terrorism. Plagued by illiteracy, corruption and extremism the society is characterized by large proportions of poor rural population and middle-class underpaid white collar workers concentrated in urban areas. Yet in terms of political, financial and social power, a handful of ultra-rich, businessmen, industrialist and feudal lords call the shots. Although the south Asian community in several western countries face episodes of racism, in reality most south Asians are racist themselves with deep-rooted grudges and stereotypes for all the different ethnicities and religions in the South Asian region and beyond.

Wife: Why is everything so chaotic and dirty here?
Man: Well.. You always wanted to come to South Asia.

South Asia by maimar July 22, 2010

the old south east asia excuse 

When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.

Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.

the old south east asia excuse by FavoriteDino March 1, 2019

South Asian 

A term used to denote people of South Asian ethnic origin. Such people usually have similar facial structure to Caucasians, and can have skin tone anywhere between the paleness of Caucasian people to the darkness of black people.
Regions in which the majority of the population are ethnically South Asian include India, eastern Afghanistan, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Seychelles, Mauritius, Maldives, Guyana, Suriname, the United Arab Emirates and Trinidad.
In the UK, South Asians are often referred to simply as "Asians". Canadians of South Asian origin are often referred to as "Indo-Canadians". Historically, South Asians were referred to as "East Indians", but this is rarely used nowadays. Another common term used in North America to refer to South Asians is "Desi". The most common racial slur applied to South Asians in the UK is "Paki", although this slur is not restricted to South Asians, and can also be used to refer to people of Middle Eastern descent.

"It's so shit that since 9/11, loads of ignorant fucks in Europe and North America think that all South Asians are terrorists!"

"An example of how white people think all South Asians are the same, is that the majority of so-called "Indian" restaurants in the UK are run by people of Bangladeshi origin."

South Asian by HallOfMirrors June 6, 2009

south asian mother 

A boot bitch who cares only about school marks and hits children with her broomstick when she's not impressed

Person 1: why was your mom so angry at you
Person 2: she's a south Asian mother and she looked at my report card and you know what happens next.

south asian mother by Killersavage68 July 18, 2017

South Asian Spice Trader 

When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.

Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!

South Asian Spice Trader by JMSNyo July 12, 2016

South Asian Languages 

A discord server for learning south asian languages like hindi, urdu, sanskrit, bengali etc. with over 1500 members, sometimes abbreviated to SAL.

South Asian Languages was founded by two language enthusiasts.

Jam: South Asian Languages deleted #euskara

South Asian Languages by Stellar_Abyss September 8, 2021

South Asian Fluffernutter 

When you head to Thailand for the ladyboys
And, While in Action, Your Escort Sharts on you while simultaneously ejaculating

Remember when John gave that homeless guy 4 bucks to give Bill a South Asian Fluffernutter

South Asian Fluffernutter by Big Boss (like from MGS) May 3, 2025