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sour cream chavez 

The act of scraping ones sweet fromunda cheese and quickly smearing it under the nose of a lover.
Cassie cannot decide if she prefers to receive a Sour Cream Chavez I've had a long work out, or after a lengthy "stick it wherever it fits" sex marathon. She simply loves the sweet lingering fragrance of my taint juice.

Sour cream potato cakes 

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.
I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!

sour cream susan 

When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.
I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.
sour cream susan by Yvng_Sauce January 7, 2021

Too much sour cream 

When someone added too many details to a story. Taking a long time to get to the point.
"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
Too much sour cream by FancyD August 21, 2016

sour cream bitch 

Any person that displays completely unacceptable behavior
Guy 1: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!
Guy 2: You're being a sour cream bitch.

Sour Cream and Onion Delight

A nasty, toxic, deadly fart that stuns and blinds victims as it carries a heavy scent of onion/sour cream and lingers for hours once released. The recipe for this fart is one small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips mixed with a beverage of your choice, let brew in your belly for at least 2 hours and you are ready to release.
Bro, what is that smell, I cant see and I am nearly ready to collapse it is so bad? Dude that is a "Sour Cream and Onion Delight" and yours truly launched that bad boy. Let me know if you want the recipe.