Child-like manner of apologizing. Best used when attempting to affect the manner of an innocent or repentant child in a blatant attempt to manipulate the feelings of those who may be mildly upset for a minor offense. Apologies issued in this infant vernacular are best kept simple.
This can mean:
1) I'm sorry for forgetting to call you as I promised to do.
2) I'm sorry that you are upset because I called too late after forgetting to call earlier.
3) I'm sorry that you are angry due to PMS of which I am not the cause but due to which I am often in trouble.
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When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.