Child-like manner of apologizing. Best used when attempting to affect the manner of an innocent or repentant child in a blatant attempt to manipulate the feelings of those who may be mildly upset for a minor offense. Apologies issued in this infant vernacular are best kept simple.
I'm sossy.
This can mean:
1) I'm sorry for forgetting to call you as I promised to do.
2) I'm sorry that you are upset because I called too late after forgetting to call earlier.
3) I'm sorry that you are angry due to PMS of which I am not the cause but due to which I am often in trouble.
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When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.