Sortabiography

A book about the author's own life, which very slightly embellishes the truth, as far and as often as possible.

Deciding that her mother was the renegade Ninth Duchess of Waterford, her father a famous and notoriously dissolute rock star, her conception occurring at midnight on the Concord as all around them were asleep, she began her projected ten-volume sortabiography.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

Shortobiography

An autobiography that is written before the celebrity has finished the career that they are famous for. Usually sports people.

"Hey, did you hear that Wayne Rooney has released the latest volume of his shortobiography?"

by Hughdini August 29, 2012