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Soonafter 

A person who breaks up with someone and begins dating someone else seemingly immediately.
Soonafters like John Mulaney will never actually be happy with their rebound.
Soonafter by Greede November 5, 2021
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When a male picks his dirty underwear up and sniffs them to see if theyre clean enough to still wear.
Dude Im gonna have to snafter because all my stuffs dirty!
snafter by Phartman July 9, 2004

Snafter Party 

A party/afterparty consisting of a much higher amount of "snatch (vagina)" Than "sausage (penis)".
Dude! There are like 20 bitches here, and only 6 dudes.... KILLER Snafter Party!
Snafter Party by Amew January 6, 2011

soonatarily 

A confident explanation one would give when asked how much longer a task may take even though in reality the person has no clue how long it might actually take.
When we asked our mechanic how long until our car would be ready he replied "soonatarily".
soonatarily by Henry0730 June 16, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026