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Soonafter 

A person who breaks up with someone and begins dating someone else seemingly immediately.
Soonafters like John Mulaney will never actually be happy with their rebound.
Soonafter by Greede November 5, 2021
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Soonafter 

A person who breaks up with someone and begins dating someone else seemingly immediately.
Soonafters like John Mulaney will never actually be happy with their rebound.
Soonafter by Greede November 5, 2021
When a male picks his dirty underwear up and sniffs them to see if theyre clean enough to still wear.
Dude Im gonna have to snafter because all my stuffs dirty!
snafter by Phartman July 9, 2004

Snafter Party 

A party/afterparty consisting of a much higher amount of "snatch (vagina)" Than "sausage (penis)".
Dude! There are like 20 bitches here, and only 6 dudes.... KILLER Snafter Party!
Snafter Party by Amew January 6, 2011

soonatarily 

A confident explanation one would give when asked how much longer a task may take even though in reality the person has no clue how long it might actually take.
When we asked our mechanic how long until our car would be ready he replied "soonatarily".
soonatarily by Henry0730 June 16, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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