Definitions by #1soomer

holy joint

a phrase that is said when something is outrageous as if someone could only say it while they were high/intoxicated.

holy joint, are you serious? you crashed my car into a playground?

holy joint by #1soomer May 9, 2026

backseat dating

a phrase that applies to a person(s) who watch other people's relationship's waiting for an opportunity to try to date when they're over. it can also be used for a person who is the guy/girl's "best friend" trying to date later.

He's always backseat dating, bro. He's waiting for you guys to break up.

backseat dating by #1soomer May 9, 2026

sobslop

When someone spams the "sob emoji"

you really need to stop sobslopping :sob:

sobslop by #1soomer January 14, 2026

soomer

a person who induldges in consumerism.

this dude actually has that one Stanley cup, is he a fucking soomer?

soomer by #1soomer November 16, 2025