Sonoma State University 

A upper middle class university in the CSU system. There are many good things about Sonoma State, such as the Rec Center, Amechis Pizza, and the many bike locks around campus. Sonoma State is also known for having a bunch of "yuppie" and "spoiled kids" attend this institution, as it is the riches CSU in the entire system. The school is also predominantly white, but is working on increasing diversity. Several legendary figures have come out of Sonoma State such as the Seawolf mascot, and thats about it. The fraternity's at Sonoma State have a reputation for hazing/demoralizing and humiliating treatment towards incoming freshman. There have been many alcohol related incidents over the years involving fraternity's such as TKE, SAE and a few others. These fraternity's have also contributed to the high number of sexual assaults on campus each year. The police are very strict on campus, and do not like wise guys at all. Sonoma State is a affluent uppity school with its own unique problems, but at the same time the same problems many other institutions across the nation face.

SSU Student: It smells like the Sonoma Aroma around here, thats not what it smelled like over in Beverly Hills, I want to transfer out of Sonoma State University back to Princeton!

Frat Boy: Hey boys I just joined TKE and I got to do the elephant walk! It was amazing, I love my Big! I love Sonoma State University!

Sonoma State University Police: **Psssshhh** Chirp** Breaker Breaker 31 we have some kids over here smoking marijuana, send all units avaible and the K-9, we may need a sniper and swat team stand by...

Sonoma State University by KellyPisanoLovesJesusNOTTT October 16, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016