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'suck on my schlong'... telling another to suck on your dick, could be used as a joke
here are your options buddy: go to the game with me, go to the movies, or SOMS
SOMS by blackhawkdragon August 17, 2010
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"SOMS" is a expressional acronym in the tradition of "LOL," "LMAO," or "ROTFL." Translated, the acronym means "Spat On My Screen." This term is used to denote that something received or viewed via electronic communication is so funny that the proverbial "drink in your mouth" would be ejected onto one's computer monitor.
"SOMS, LOL, LMAO. That email was so funny yo."
SOMS by Romy Rome November 20, 2007
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SOMS definition is to "suck on my stick" so if somebody come up to you and says soms, do it you might get paid.
"Hey y/n get yo fine ass over here and SOMS"̈
SOMS by BootyEaterr March 10, 2022
Dipping your nutsac in ink then proceeding to use the nutsac as a stylus and resting them on a piece of paper creating an excellent haiku.
"I was swamped with that english essay"...."Really? I just Somsaked that shit."
Somsak by None ur December 3, 2007

somsg borto

special sausage burrito summoned using a ouija board and a big mac
"mmmmm somsg borto"
*pees cutely*
somsg borto by EpicGaymer6942069420 September 3, 2021

somshuvra 

These people are shy, ambivert but lovable. These are loyal guys , who are hard to find , easy to let go
He's a somshuvra to the group
somshuvra by Asterix69 November 25, 2021

Somsubhra 

He's the person who would literally be there for you for every thing like name it and he's there for you. He could be the coolest person as well as the most emotional one.

He's not just the shoulder to rely on, he's the whole damn brownie ice cream pack for any girl.

If you are good to him he could be the most cutest, lovely-est and awesome person just for you.
And a person with absolutely great music taste and damn gooooodd sense of humour. I bet you can't be in a room with him and not laugh at his jokes.
And any girl who gets him, damn you're lucky!
"What problem could possibly be if Somsubhra's there with you?"
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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