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smokorexic 

A pun that combines the words tanorexic and smoker and shares mane of the same attributes: skin as supple as a 300 y.o. saddle baked in the sun, body mass index of a carton of unfiltered Camel cigarettes, husky voice of Patty and Selma from the Simpson's if they had laryngitis, but with the added twist of an oxycodone addiction which would make her an ideal firefighter were it not for her aversion to work.
Q. Did you see that fire east of Hemet?
A. Indeed! They need a fire line of smokorexic grandmas like my neighbor. She can't get smoke inhalation, can't get burned, and has a high pain threshold due to her Oxy addiction.
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Shinorexic 

What you call someone when their legs are skinnier than their arms.
Person 1: “Your legs are super skinny.”
Person 2: “I am shinorexic and depressed
Shinorexic by High Shmooler November 6, 2019

Spanorexic 

an aneorexic spanish kid
person 1: *looking thru pics on myspace* woah look at this Spanorexic kid!!!
Spanorexic by maybeamazin47 November 3, 2010

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026