smokorexic 

A pun that combines the words tanorexic and smoker and shares mane of the same attributes: skin as supple as a 300 y.o. saddle baked in the sun, body mass index of a carton of unfiltered Camel cigarettes, husky voice of Patty and Selma from the Simpson's if they had laryngitis, but with the added twist of an oxycodone addiction which would make her an ideal firefighter were it not for her aversion to work.

Q. Did you see that fire east of Hemet?
A. Indeed! They need a fire line of smokorexic grandmas like my neighbor. She can't get smoke inhalation, can't get burned, and has a high pain threshold due to her Oxy addiction.

smokorexic by TierraShoresResident August 14, 2012

Somnorexic 

The condition in which someone denies oneself sleep in order to reach an achievement, such as in gaming or school.

Fred is a somnorexic. He stayed up all night last night to get his homework done.

Somnorexic by Amorae January 10, 2011

snoborexic 

A person who choses not to eat at all, if high quality foods aren't available, such as organic, grass fed, foreign foods, etc. A person who refuses to eat common foods like Macaroni and cheese, hot dogs, ham casserole, etc.....

My son wont join our family for dinner tonight, because we are having a ham and cheese casserole. He wants sushi. He is becoming a snoborexic.

snoborexic by umismom April 16, 2015