Somno 

Short for somnophilia, or sleeping princess syndrome, where someone gets turned on (sexually aroused) by people who are unconscious

Step Cousin 1:
You dare to nap in front of me?!???? I HAVE SOMNO!!!!
Step Cousin 2: ZZzzzzzZzzZzzzz
Step Cousin 1: aHh~

Somno by bigyeeterz September 26, 2020

somno

“somno” based on somnophila or “sleeping princess syndrome” is a BDSM kink that is to be aroused by doing sexual acts to someone unconscious and/or having sexual acts done to you while unconscious. somno falls under “free use” and “cnc” umbrella’s

somno is a kink .. this is not to be confused with r@pe ,, this kink happens between two consenting adults.

somno by princessmaxxer May 3, 2026

Someone for Everyone 

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

Someone for Everyone by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

to donkey-head someone by AyOxford January 20, 2014

to push someone's broom 

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.

A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."

to push someone's broom by meluvcheese22 July 12, 2015

joseph somo 

Ladies man. He is extremely talented and has a voice of a goddess and has a killer body. Joseph SoMo is a sexual minded being.

I love Joseph SoMo <3

joseph somo by Hhuikjdd December 11, 2013

Missing someone 

Missing someone or something in your life is like when you think you’re going to go home and see them there and they’re not. It literally feels like there is a part of your heart missing and it hurts. Even when you forget about the pain momentarily it’s always there in the back of your mind. It’s when you’re alone when it hurts the most and all you can do is think about them and everything else in life seems pointless without them.

someone: How’s it going since he passed away?
me: It feels like I’m missing someone from my life.

Missing someone by missing my pup November 12, 2018