Excellent writing skills. Possibly a poet or poetess. If female, Somersett's are physically attractive except for bad hair days. They are mysteriously drawn to car accidents, usually involving themselves. Chatty by nature, you will have a hard time shutting up a female Somersett. Males on the other hand are rather reserved and hardly talk at all - preferring to communicate through the medium of their highly suggestible, erotic poetry. Males generally possess six-pack abs and "take me to the bedroom" eyes. A word of caution about Somersetts - they are commmitment phobes so if you are looking for a long-term relationship steer clear of Somersetts.
I met a really nice Somersett at a club but he/she was probably way out of my league.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.