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The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013
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slamfuck 

Wild and vigorous sex done with the intention of putting the other person through the wall. The wall may be literal or metaphorical. The point is to fuck the person hard, deep, and with quick, almost violent strokes. Despite the nature, the slamfuck is usually done with good intentions.
What a freak! Don't go in for that nice and gentle shit. She likes a good, hard slamfucking.
slamfuck by D.S.Machina October 25, 2006
Solafa is a wonderful girl, if she askโ€™s you out youโ€™ll melt, she is so beautiful youโ€™ll die๐Ÿ˜ป sheโ€™s sooo modern and hot. The once who says no to her youโ€™ve missed something.
Solafa by Din vรคn October 14, 2017
Acronym for Snowing Like A Mother F***er, used to describe extreme winter weather conditions that are dangerous for driving but exquisite for snow-riding sports.
Go warm up the Subaru; we're heading for the hills! It's SLAMF out, and I wanna get first tracks!
SLAMF by gregor_y April 17, 2009
A person of homosexual orientation, usually male, that thrives on sex with multiple partners, sometimes at once. This person is usually an excessive partier, and has very low self worth. If this person is not sleeping with a new partner each night, they are prone to bouts of serious depression. closely related to the term slam pig used to refer to permiscuous heterosexual women.
Dude that guy is super gay, and I heard he fucks every dick he sees. He sure is a Slamfag.
Slamfag by slampig hunter July 7, 2010
Sheโ€™s a girl that will stay with you forever no matter what, she is forgiving, loyal, beautiful, kind hearted, and every boys dream girl
But if you fuck with her she will fuck up your whole life, if you have a solaf in your life keep her, she is such a blessing
Boy: yo who is that beautiful girl
Boy2: dont you dare come near her she is my solaf
Solaf by Ngmfx<3 September 28, 2018
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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