One who likes to drink in large amounts. Drinking is in control and not to be confused with the term "Alcoholic".
Any Liquor/Brew/Wine is preferred.
Sarcasm and humor found in dysfunctionality is common.
Careful, humor in dysfunctionality quickly turns to disgust when the U.S. State of New Jersey is mentioned. Although people and items that are no longer in New Jersey does not bring discomfort i.e. Chelsea Handler, Bruce Springstien.
I AM SOCOLOSKI!
What's up? I'm socoloski. And yes, I will kick your a** in beer pong.
Look at that intoxicated socoloski dancing all over the couch thinking they are Tina Turner!!!
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.