Soiling your pants Share definition Flag The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out. Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself. Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants? Soiling your pants by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome December 26, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Soiling your pants mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch